i hope Chriza gets here soon

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    i want to hear what he did for Wonder Child this morning :hump:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I wish :what:
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    wat
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    no romance?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    She's on the last day of the Crimson Reign

    If you smell what The Rock is cooking
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Did you firm up your plans for this evening?
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Amateur.
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    youre in store for an amazing blow job then, right?
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    other than not having sex?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nope :jj: I don't think we're doing anything tonight. Every restaurant will be fucked. I bought her Olive Garden last night
    :mrpeanut:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude you have no idea the amount of sex dreams I've been having

    I feel like this period has lasted a year

    :cmon:
     
  12. face palm

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    bitch makes a valentine day thread for me and puts me on ignore :jj:
     
  13. Teeney

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    It isn't a big deal just have a nice night in. It isn't like you didn't try. Have fun!
     
  14. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Let me guess, Chriz. Banging your fucking girlfriend when she's on the rag is gross, right? :facepalm:
     
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    A number of friends' Valentine's Day plans consist of spending the weekend watching House of Cards.
     
  16. Teeney

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    Guess no firmness needed in his plans.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    In fairness to me I planned and bought tickets for something super fun and romantic that was supposed to be last weekend but our fucking snowstorm canceled it so now I'm left holding my dick and a box of chocolates :mad:
     
  18. Ray Barone

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    Crime Scene sex is fun. :p
     
  19. Teeney

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    Dick and chocolate sounds fine to me.
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    thats why God invented showers