I hope Chriza has the shittiest 3 day weekend ever

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

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    WC will dump him
     
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    What the
     
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    Rapey McRapeystein be jealous of any unmarried guys.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    How fucked up do you have to be to just sit there and puke all over yourself?
     
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    been there
     
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    how many hours ago?
     
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    I bet he won't get any pussy from WC either
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    minutes

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    rub some dirt on it.
     
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    Done that
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    That's a whole level of fucked up I've never experienced.

    Worst ever was lying in a dirt road at night half naked and puking into my open palm as the headlights approached. Luckily the vehicle was my friends that found me and brought me back to the campsite.
     
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    pooped my pants after a hard night of whiskey. woke up in a cabin full of sleeping people on a lake. quietly got outside and threw my levis in the lake.

    when the other people woke up the levis were washing against the rocky shore, clean.
     
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    Saw it happen once; years ago, on New Years eve. Friend of mine ate two whole lobsters with all the fixings.

    He came to a party I was at, drank a ton of JD and passed out. About three AM, while passed out in an upright position on a couch, he let go of all the booze and lobster. The people who were sitting next to him acted like the people sitting at the dinner table when the monster burst out of the dudes chest in alien. :jj:

    That put an end to the party :depressed:
     
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    From the looks of his lunch, it'll be shitty around Chrizer's place for a couple days.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    And the smell...yikes.
     
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    Love a good "got pants shittin drunk" story :yes:
     
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