I inadvertently manhandled my partner in my Jiu Jitsu class tonight...

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :facepalm:

    I'm so ashamed.
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Like, touch his penis or just kicked the shit out of his pussy ass? :munch:
     
  3. nazdrowie

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    I'm jealous
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    of your Ju Jitsu partner, that is..
     
  5. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i'll bet you did it on purpose and don't realize it.
     
  6. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I groped him accidentally, it was a complicated move.

    He asked if I wanted him to bring me flowers once it was over.

    :sad:
     
  7. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I've been going for 10 weeks. My "tumbles" get applause these days.
     
  8. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Did he finish?
     
  9. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I have to see this guy daily - and he's in my Yoga class, too! :facepalm:
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Did ya :quote:handle:quote: his johnson?
     
  11. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'm sure he wanted to.

    We were doing "Bear Hugs" - he comes up and wraps his arms around me.
     
  12. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Was there a lot to hold on to?
     
  13. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I grazed and groped something. He commented on it the second it happened.
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Could you tell if he was cut or uncut?
     
  15. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    It seemed like it? :dontknow:


    I was in shock at my failure - with my move. :doh:
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I could not tell. :jj:
     
  17. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    5 star thread! :cheer:
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

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    He gets to feel your bewbs :yay:
     
  19. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :p
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    small joint manipulation :coffee: