I itched a bug bite so much that it started to bleed

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  1. Shamrock12

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    Sucks :facepalm:
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Don't do that.
     
  3. jdwhatever

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    Thinking of u in these difficult times.
     
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    sorry for your loss
     
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    Why hello there [​IMG]
     
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    I do that with mosquito bites shit sucks
     
  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Sorry to hear that Sham!
     
  8. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    ^^
     
  9. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You did right...actually make a big fingernail x in them....gone forever
     
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    A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

    Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

    "I was stung by a bee." she said.

    "Where?" he asked.

    "Between the first and second hole." she replied.

    He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

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    Lol...nice
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    [video=youtube;ebanS7YL6V4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebanS7YL6V4[/video]
     
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    Get the poison out
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I usually scratch my itch.
     
  15. wife is a whore

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    Where was the bug bite?
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    Mrsa
     
  17. Shamrock12

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    I feel like I have no self control....
     
  18. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Scratched :hippie: :bee:
     
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    [video=youtube;p8-pP4VboBk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-pP4VboBk[/video]:sd::boobs::sd:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Fuck off, Captain Caveman feet!:stfu::leavecunt: