I itched a bug bite so much that it started to bleed

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  1. Shamrock12

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    Sucks :facepalm:
     
  2. gilaet

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    Don't do that.
     
  3. jdwhatever

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    Thinking of u in these difficult times.
     
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    sorry for your loss
     
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    Why hello there [​IMG]
     
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    I do that with mosquito bites shit sucks
     
  7. Swedish John

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    Sorry to hear that Sham!
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    ^^
     
  9. Stew Nod

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    You did right...actually make a big fingernail x in them....gone forever
     
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    A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

    Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

    "I was stung by a bee." she said.

    "Where?" he asked.

    "Between the first and second hole." she replied.

    He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol...nice
     
  12. gilaet

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    [video=youtube;ebanS7YL6V4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebanS7YL6V4[/video]
     
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    Get the poison out
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I usually scratch my itch.
     
  15. wife is a whore

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    Where was the bug bite?
     
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    Mrsa
     
  17. Shamrock12

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    I feel like I have no self control....
     
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    Scratched :hippie: :bee:
     
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    [video=youtube;p8-pP4VboBk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-pP4VboBk[/video]:sd::boobs::sd:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Fuck off, Captain Caveman feet!:stfu::leavecunt: