I jerked off in the shower this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Real, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. Real

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    To Beyonce... Pregnant...

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  2. ChuckZ

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    Was HG next in the shower?
     
  3. Real

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    :giggle: I hope so...
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Maybe you'll get lucky and Hockey will also be impregnated by a blaek. :dontknow:
     
  7. Doug Masters

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    you put up with that? :facepalm:
     
  8. Doug Masters

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    :lo5:
     
  9. Doug Masters

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    the shower is my fave place :c
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    And I told hockey I liked her today. Now to find out she is a liar!?!? :pissed:


    This news lets me know that Real is surely not OK.

    She's a liar!! :cuss:
     
  11. Doug Masters

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    maybe HG isnt putting out like mine :bigthink
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

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    I would hit it. The only positions they can do it in are on top or (my personal fave) doggystyle. :evil:
     
  13. Mlaw

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    you pee'd on her too didn't you?
     
  14. Real

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    If it was Jay-Z's kid I would approve of this.

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  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    So, even though she's cruel, she still puts out huh? On rare occasions? :dontknow:
     
  16. Doug Masters

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    once a year bro
     
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    probably for some legal reason...
     
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    You're young. Run.
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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  20. Doug Masters

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    thx :sad: