i judge people by their table manners.

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  1. banksy

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    Do they hold a fork in a civilized manner with forefinger and thumb, fork resting on middle finger? Or do they hold it like a spatula. Spatula holders are poor and unrefined.

    Do they scoop peas onto their fork using a knife? Or do they push peas with their thumb. Thumb pushers are slovenly cunts.

    Do they fill their wine glass past 1/3 full? Loser miscreants.
     
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    who gives a fuck
     
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    Spatula holder for sure :D
     
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    omg
     
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    As long as they don't dip their hands in the gravy dish or stir things up with a gimp hand, I'm ok with the unrefined. ;)
     
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    peoples that use silver forks be uppity faggots

    Plastic forks fo a nigga
     
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    I kinda get this
     
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    girl i used to work with was a former navy officer, her husband was a current navy officer. went to dinner with them, they both ate like pigs when the food was served, head down & shoveled it in, no time for conversation. it was gross & embarrassing as hell at the time. it was like they were guarding their food.:c
     
  9. banksy

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    spatula holder, check. Thumb pusher, check. Wine, :cwl: drinks from red solo cup.
     
  10. nazdrowie

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    bansky sounds like a very judgemental individual.
     
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    yeah i drank wine out of that red cup that night

    stfu
     
  12. banksy

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    :scratch: just something I noticed last night.
     
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    I want to take your thumb and forefinger and jab rusty forks into them repeatedly, banksy. :D
     
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    unrefined wigger
     
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    that is just a bit redundant, no?
     
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    Keep spelling my name wrong. Sweetie. :D
     
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    I just noticed that. Oh well, I still want to replace your eyeballs with glowing, hot charcoal brickettes, bansky. :D :D :D
     
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    All I care about is if they chew with their mouth closed and don't smack their lips. That drives me insaner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:
     
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    i cannot watch fat people eat
     
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    I know this obese cunt who actually makes tiny grunting sounds when she eats...very primal.