i judge you by what commercials you will look up from your Ipad to watch...

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  1. freds

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    and i'm giving my wife a 2.5 right now. and in my scoring system, you get 2.5 for being awake.
     
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    she's watching "amazing race around the world" or some shit and the last commercial had a girl in a cowboy hat trying to save horses.

    i don't live in Oklahoma.
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    By wife you mean hubby, right?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    potato?
     
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    I looked up at the VS commercial earlier tonight :coffee:
     
  6. freds

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    who did you have to blow to be allowed back? schmoopy or gilaet?
     
  7. freds

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    Virginal Schoolgirls?
     
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    Love Hoarders.
     
  10. Bro

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    pizza pizza
     
  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I don't own an ipad.

    I still can't come up with a decent reason for replacing my laptop with one.
     
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  12. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    my son bought it for his parents. i use it never.

    laptop4life
     
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  13. Bro

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    Hey bro.
     
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  14. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hey Bro.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I thought the same until I got one... the laptop has been collecting dust on the coffee table for a year now

    All my brilliance here is typed with my thumbs :smile:
     
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  16. freds

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    we miss your index fingers.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's what she said
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Dude, it takes me five minutes to post using all my fingers.

    Imagine waiting another fifteen for this horse shit.
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I hate having to hold a tablet. I hate typing with my thumbs. Get off my lawn.
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    I hate having to put my wine glass down to reply...



    The above post was a one finger peck job ^
     
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