Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Aug 27, 2013.
As embarrassing as that was, it was still better than most of the threads on here tonight, bitches..
So you're posting on a date?
Those blind people have really good noses too. She knows you did it.
a good way to break the ice
Only when I fart or something.
I was on a date, when I opened the car door for her to let her in, and thinking as I walk around the backside of the car I would rip one off. Well low and behold when you open the drivers side door it acts as a vacuum sucking the ripe air in. She took one look at me and ask me if i tooted. I said i did then I giggles