I just accidentally farted while on a blind date...

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    As embarrassing as that was, it was still better than most of the threads on here tonight, bitches.. :hat:
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    So you're posting on a date?
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Those blind people have really good noses too. She knows you did it.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    a good way to break the ice
     
  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Only when I fart or something. :cheer:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I was on a date, when I opened the car door for her to let her in, and thinking as I walk around the backside of the car I would rip one off. Well low and behold when you open the drivers side door it acts as a vacuum sucking the ripe air in. She took one look at me and ask me if i tooted. I said i did:facepalm: then I giggles
     
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    :jj: