Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by iloveyoubut, Nov 19, 2015.
Whoops, true story. Email proposals, I got two yeses.
You proposed marriage to two women by email? Even drunk as hell, that would not be something that would occur to me to ask. I assume if they were cool with getting proposed to by email, then they ought to be cool with calling it off the same way.
Take the pussy way out and send a group email talking about what a nice poly amorous relationship the three of you will have now that you are all getting married.
They are cool with it. One from high school, the other is in Norway. Both so pretty. I was drunk and on Ambien. Damage control time.
The Norwegian just wants to be a citizen. Will take three years, make her make it worth your while.
The last time I went on a three day bender, I had to have very awkward apology conversations with a mule, a chicken, and a 2003 Toyota Camry. So I feel your pain.
I'm guessing neither one of these chicks looks like a young Jennifer Love Hewitt
One is 46, Norwegian is 40. Both not fat. Pinky swear. Very attractive.
I found Funny Bone wrappers in weird spots. Damn Ambien blackout eating.
I hope you didn't get the AIDS like Charlie Harper.
Not yet. One is open to it.
this..... X 200lbs
Well, once she gives you the ring, then give her the ring.
Bullshit censor on heightened alert...........please post e-mails (minus names) for "Dawg committee review".
What kind of no-self-worth-having 40 something women are saying yes to email proposals after a few days of sweet drunk talk anyway?
There is no damage control to be done too much to these women.
Clearly they're walking buckets of damaged goods already.
You drank while taking Ambien? You're lucky you woke up at all.