I just am coming off a 3 - day bender. I now have to tell 2 women I can't marry them

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Whoops, true story. Email proposals, I got two yeses.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios VIP

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    You proposed marriage to two women by email? Even drunk as hell, that would not be something that would occur to me to ask. I assume if they were cool with getting proposed to by email, then they ought to be cool with calling it off the same way.
     
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  3. wife is a whore

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    Take the pussy way out and send a group email talking about what a nice poly amorous relationship the three of you will have now that you are all getting married.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    They are cool with it. One from high school, the other is in Norway. Both so pretty. I was drunk and on Ambien. Damage control time.
     
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    The Norwegian just wants to be a citizen. Will take three years, make her make it worth your while.
     
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    The last time I went on a three day bender, I had to have very awkward apology conversations with a mule, a chicken, and a 2003 Toyota Camry. So I feel your pain.
     
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    I'm guessing neither one of these chicks looks like a young Jennifer Love Hewitt
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    One is 46, Norwegian is 40. Both not fat. Pinky swear. Very attractive.
     
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    I found Funny Bone wrappers in weird spots. Damn Ambien blackout eating.
     
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    I hope you didn't get the AIDS like Charlie Harper.
     
  13. wife is a whore

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    Anal?
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Not yet. One is open to it.
     
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    this..... X 200lbs
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    Well, once she gives you the ring, then give her the ring.
     
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    Bullshit censor on heightened alert...........please post e-mails (minus names) for "Dawg committee review".
     
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    What kind of no-self-worth-having 40 something women are saying yes to email proposals after a few days of sweet drunk talk anyway?

    Yikes :facepalm:

    There is no damage control to be done too much to these women.
    Clearly they're walking buckets of damaged goods already.
     
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    You drank while taking Ambien? You're lucky you woke up at all.