WTF I just ate a carolina reaper chili pepper by accident...

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  1. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink Well-Known Member

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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Rest in peace
     
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    Did you die?
     
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    just wait until it comes out the other end!
     
  6. Barton Fink

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    i did not, but i have a bad stomac ache and my vision is blurry.

    I was literally hallucinating for a bit.
     
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  7. Barton Fink

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    i know!
     
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    Don't quit your day job,Chief...whatever that is.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    My condolences to your arse tomorrow.
     
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    i'll report back.
     
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    Get some wet wipes. You are going to need them to extinguish the flames shooting out of your o ring
     
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    Like eating mace:jj:


     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    It only lasts 4 hours. Wuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttt?!?!?!?!:cwl:
     
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    this is the exact package i got. See it says "British Komodo Dragon Chillies"

    But if yo ulook at the tiny fine print it says Carolina Reaper

    [​IMG]
     
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    You can actually go deaf with something that hot.
     
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    I grow Trinidad scorpions in my garden. I sell most of them to local artisans and shoppes, and most of the ones I do keep for myself I use to either sell the seeds or make my own pain relief gel (cook/strain the meats/membrane, mix juice with Vaseline or lip balm base). Every now and then, I'll use one to flavor a LARGE batch of chili or a drink or ice cream (goes exceptionally well with chocolate).

    I ate one by mistake once. As I was chewing, I thought "well this ain't shit" so I ate the rest. About the time I threw the rest into my mouth, the heat started ramping up, only it STARTED at habanero hot and escalated quickly to deathly hot. Lasted about 20 minutes.

    A few hours of heartburn and nausea later, I had the most painful shit of my life.
     
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    well, at least i have that to look forward to.
     
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    Oh boy this should be a fun thread! I'm in! :munch2: