I just ate some pussy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Apr 26, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Not even 10 minutes ago
     
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  2. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Did it taste like salty salmon?
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You need to eat 100 nuggets. On video for lifetime GOLD.

    Do eeeeeeet!
     
  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I'm sure you did, Michael, but who in the fuck eats pussy, then goes to the internet?

    Do you have low self esteem?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Sup monk!
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    She let me bust in her mouth so I could go down
     
  7. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    This sentence has me perplexed, I've gotta tell ya. :wtf:
     
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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Did you drop it on the floor?
     
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  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    He didn't want to cum in her pussy and then eat it, so he came in her mouth.

    ^^This never happened
     
  10. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Ah.

    Thanks, Mr. Potato Head. :hat:
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I wish he would say what she looks like. I've got to see the woman who would let Mike befoul her.
     
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    nsfw
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  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :hat:
     
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Hi teddy! ! !
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    We hadn't had sex in awhile
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hello Michael.
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I'm not bad a looking guy I'm just fat as fuck
     
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  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    That's the spirit.
     
  19. Sleep

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    That's a ladies way of saying that it's easier to fake an orgasm while you have your eyes buried in her lap as opposed to looking her dead in the eye as you thrust you repugnant schmeckel into her vagina.
     
  20. Sleep

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    You tell em, Mike.