I just bitched out my 18 stone daughter at my house

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    This time it's war if she doesn't get gastric bypass.

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  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    My eyes need dermabrasion after seeing your daughter.
     
  3. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Now this is a thread. :p
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    No!!! Please!!!!! This is not real!!! :bigcry:
     
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Is she single?
     
  6. Snort

    Snort To hell with you old man! We're eating fish. Gold

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  7. NipplesAndToes23

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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    My photo of my daughter is copyrighted.
     
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  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    You spelled "stoned" wrong.
     
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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    bbc lover
     
  12. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    She's more 18 boulders than 18 stones, Bob.
     
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  14. The Finklestein Kid

    The Finklestein Kid Well-Known Member

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    Whole lotta Rosie.
     
  15. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    :nojj:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    You guys don't think it's funny because you're fat.
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    She's a walking TV tray.
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    She has good fingers for the piano but her arms aren't long enough to reach.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    I call her Schroeder.
     
  20. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    Does she have the shingles ?