I just bought baby clothes for my 52 year old friend, whose wife is having...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    twin boys

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    I expected baby showers at this age for my nieces and nephews, but not one of my friends :suicide:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and it was not an accident--totally planned, he already has two college age children from his first marriage
     
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    either brave or a glutton for punishment.
     
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    How old is she?
     
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    insane
     
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  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    52 I think
     
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    That's almost as old as schmoopy
     
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    :umm:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Trophy wife.
     
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    Fuck. That.
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If the broad is 52 you might as well take the clothes back and get helmets for the kids. They will likely have the syndrome.
     
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    Kids gonna be window lickers.
     
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    Their 1st year in college will probably be the father's 1st year in diapers.
     
  14. Mlaw

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    the wife is in her 30's
     
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    Since his wife is younger, I bet she talked him into it. 14 or 15 year from now he will regret this decision. He'll be old and feeble and his teenage boys will be sneaking out at night, taking his car and trying to fuck any female with a pulse.
     
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    OK. So just the father is fucked.
     
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    kids will be fine then
     
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    Of course, on the plus side, he's 52 and banging a 30 something woman. But that's probably gonna slow down quite after the rugrats are born.
     
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I had an older mom and I'm living proof.
     
  20. Lemmy

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    :echick:
     
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