I just brused my knee as I took a cock in the dumper

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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  2. sickfeeling

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    I jokingly threaten my girlfriend with anal sex all the time (we've never done it and she refuses)
    but last night I joked about it DURING sex and she was like, "do you really want to"
    and I knew that I could have had it right then.


    It kind of sickens me
     
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    Swayze pls go
     
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    Ha!
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    effort - 10
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    Stupid and gay
     
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    Trying way too hard as of late.
     
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    I think he'll surpass Smoopy as the most annoying poster soon.
     
  9. Butch

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    what sickens you? sticking your dick in a hole. should be second nature by now. WTF!!!
     
  10. Butch

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    honey, im gonna fuck you in the ass. tee hee
     
  11. Ron Decline

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    Excellent news! Carry on.
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I feel like I am getting fucked in the ass with the Flyers being 0 and 3
     
  13. Swayze

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    Still early but not a good sign
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Suzie trying so damn hard to be one of the edgy posters. Copping CMG and Bmore Mike's schtick but failing at it. :facepalm:

    "Wordslinger derp"
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I have a semi-Swayze quality story. I was at the Tommy Hilfiger factory store and one of the salesmen picked a big piece of food out of his teeth with his index finger right before he greeted a customer. Her back was to him so she couldn't see him fishing around in his mouth.
     
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    DrivenByDemons has fish burps. Coincidence?
     
  18. Gunslinger

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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?