I just called my 4 year old niece and 3 year old nephew

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    to ask about Santa and they are freaking the fuck out :jj: They said he's over Lake Michigan and they can't talk cause they need to get cookies ready and get to bed. :rofl:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    no you didn't
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    fuuuuuck, how did you know?
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Awesome!
     
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    little kids & xmas are the best
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    For sure, my dad always comes to all our houses and puts a few presents on the roof at like 4:30 in the morning. Then the kids call him and tell him Santa dropped extras on the roof. :jj: My kids are too old for that shit but it's fun watching my nieces and nephews.
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    My dad would never think to use his heart like that. :depressed:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It's nice during those years, before reality hits them in the face like a cold shower.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    My dad would take some old boots and make footprints toward the tree with chimney ash...

    I'll do the same some day :)
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    What's your address bro.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's a good idea. I'm stealing that one.
     
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    My dad would open up a gift that my mother had bought him and signed it from me when I was a kid. My asshole father was like "You're 8 years old, you don't have money to buy gifts." What a fucking douche. It's amazing how I can remember all the shitty things about growing up.
     
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    666 Hell St. South.
    Sudbury Ont. Canada
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Poster of the year :cheer:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Damn bro
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    I think that was the year he told me that Santa wasn't real.
     
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    Banner fuckin year at the Bender house.
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    :lol:
     
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    just bought a 8ball,christmas schmoopy style :cool:



    :tadah:
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He wasn't aware of your cocain trafficking?