News I just catfished some guy on Tinder to meet up with me

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    I convinced him a was a chick, I even waited a day to answer him back and everything. He's apprehensive, but excited to meet me. I told him I live an hour from Oslo, should I meet him at a bar or a remote location so I can shove his roast beef melvin ass into a wood chipper Fargo style?

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    I know I'm going to hell for laughing at this!!
     
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    Plan on 6:30 for the meet-up.
     
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    If he grabs your cock and calls you a dirty slut I apologize in advance.
     
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    I suggested he tell you to meet him for drinks at 7, so you don't expect dinner.
     
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    He thought 6:30 sounded like an oddly specific time.
     
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    its one the reason I like coming here, for threads like this
     
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    OMG, I am CRYING!
     
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    Today?...or in general?
     
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    Dahmer, party of 1!
     
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