I just completed a transaction for an adjustable mobile workstation. Listen to me.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And listen well.

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    This is a 'Stand up desk' as made popular by that megadoucebag Donald Rumsfeld. Do you want to know why I got a stand up desk? Because I'm not a lazy fuck, that is why. A lazy fuck like this guy.

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    Life is far too short to be spending it sitting on your goddamn ass.





    It's also adjustable, so I can use it while sitting on the couch too.
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  2. LonghornJ

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    It won't be very mobile when you have to plug all that shit in to the wall... now you'll just feel like an idiot standing there in your living room.

    Congrats!
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Doubles as a walker.
     
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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You know what? You really think you're smart and shit, but let me tell YOU what. Listen to me.

    I already took that into consideration. I will engineer a surge protector into the unit, so that I can move it as necessary with only one plug in required.

    :dance:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    To summarize: Dave can't fit a computer chair in his apartment.
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    teenager furniture


    What a poverty-stricken fag !!!
     
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    Don't let the naysayers get you down, Dave.

    Hemorrhoids are a problem for most men in their 60s. :console:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    you use a baby printer?
     
  10. jdwhatever

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    I'm guessing u sleep on a futon.
     
  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Is your kitchen table milk crates on all four sides with a big sheet of plywood laying on them.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    dont rip on $ave for his $23.95 purchase at WalMart! not everyone has room for a real desk.
     
  13. larryluncg

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    I just read that standing three hours a day increases your lifespan. Dave is onto something big here.

    he will live to be 85
     
  14. Stan Beeman

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    so your going to walk around and post?
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    another 85 years??!
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    or the classic, giant spool


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  17. newcastlefan

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    85 years alone is no life.

    and that means Dave should be dead 4 years ago
     
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    that wont fit in Dave's apt.
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    Are you faggots completely retarded?

    That is a goddamn 400 dollar desk at Office Depot, motherfuckers.
     
  20. DarkFriday

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