I just completed a transaction for an adjustable mobile workstation. Listen to me.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And listen well.

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    This is a 'Stand up desk' as made popular by that megadoucebag Donald Rumsfeld. Do you want to know why I got a stand up desk? Because I'm not a lazy fuck, that is why. A lazy fuck like this guy.

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    Life is far too short to be spending it sitting on your goddamn ass.





    It's also adjustable, so I can use it while sitting on the couch too.
    :c
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    It won't be very mobile when you have to plug all that shit in to the wall... now you'll just feel like an idiot standing there in your living room.

    Congrats!
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Doubles as a walker.
     
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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You know what? You really think you're smart and shit, but let me tell YOU what. Listen to me.

    I already took that into consideration. I will engineer a surge protector into the unit, so that I can move it as necessary with only one plug in required.

    :dance:
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    To summarize: Dave can't fit a computer chair in his apartment.
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    teenager furniture


    What a poverty-stricken fag !!!
     
  8. PullMyFinger

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    Don't let the naysayers get you down, Dave.

    Hemorrhoids are a problem for most men in their 60s. :console:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    you use a baby printer?
     
  10. jdwhatever

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    I'm guessing u sleep on a futon.
     
  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Is your kitchen table milk crates on all four sides with a big sheet of plywood laying on them.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    dont rip on $ave for his $23.95 purchase at WalMart! not everyone has room for a real desk.
     
  13. larryluncg

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    I just read that standing three hours a day increases your lifespan. Dave is onto something big here.

    he will live to be 85
     
  14. Stan Beeman

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    so your going to walk around and post?
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    another 85 years??!
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    or the classic, giant spool


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  17. newcastlefan

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    85 years alone is no life.

    and that means Dave should be dead 4 years ago
     
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    that wont fit in Dave's apt.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you faggots completely retarded?

    That is a goddamn 400 dollar desk at Office Depot, motherfuckers.
     
  20. DarkFriday

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