I just cut my thumb with my super sharp knife cutting up cantelope.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Jul 4, 2013.

  1. Bro

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    And I don't have any band-aids.

    Fuck My Life.
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    napkin and tape
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Rub some dirt on it and act like a man.
     
  4. Bro

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    Arg.
     
  5. Bro

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    Just duct tape it.
     
  6. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    just tear up an old bed sheet
     
  7. Bro

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    I think it stopped bleeding.
     
  8. Bro

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    Ffs
     
  9. zhukov

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    super glue it
     
  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Damn Bro, you are falling apart right before our eyes.
     
  11. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Burn it with gunpowder to stop the bleeding.
     
  12. Real

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    You can act like a MAN!!!!!
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you only live once.
     
  14. Bro

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    Fucking thing SUCKS
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Bro, shove it in your dirt locker.
     
  16. Slippy

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    ^^^ this ^^^

    I tell my boys that all the time.
     
  17. latin mami

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    :ufacepalm:



    what the hell is going on with you?
    cantaloupe sounds soooo good right about now :drool: sans blood, of course
     
  18. k4D3t

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    [video=youtube_share;9YoHcIFKKi4]http://youtu.be/9YoHcIFKKi4[/video]
     
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  19. redshirt

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    Cauterize the wound to prevent infection, gasoline and match. Easy.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    He might need stitches.