I just cut my thumb with my super sharp knife cutting up cantelope.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Jul 4, 2013.

  1. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

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    And I don't have any band-aids.

    Fuck My Life.
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    napkin and tape
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Rub some dirt on it and act like a man.
     
  4. Bro

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    Arg.
     
  5. Bro

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    Just duct tape it.
     
  6. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    just tear up an old bed sheet
     
  7. Bro

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    I think it stopped bleeding.
     
  8. Bro

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    Ffs
     
  9. zhukov

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    super glue it
     
  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Damn Bro, you are falling apart right before our eyes.
     
  11. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Burn it with gunpowder to stop the bleeding.
     
  12. Real

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    You can act like a MAN!!!!!
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you only live once.
     
  14. Bro

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    Fucking thing SUCKS
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Bro, shove it in your dirt locker.
     
  16. Slippy

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    ^^^ this ^^^

    I tell my boys that all the time.
     
  17. latin mami

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    :ufacepalm:



    what the hell is going on with you?
    cantaloupe sounds soooo good right about now :drool: sans blood, of course
     
  18. k4D3t

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    [video=youtube_share;9YoHcIFKKi4]http://youtu.be/9YoHcIFKKi4[/video]
     
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    Cauterize the wound to prevent infection, gasoline and match. Easy.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    He might need stitches.