I just did something amazingly evil

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    So, I bought a Macbook with my one business partner a couple years ago... split the cost 50/50.
    Since then he's kind of adopted it as "his" computer. He'll "forget" to bring it to the shop, etc so half the time when I need it I can't have it. He's also become quite a dick as of late. PLUS he works less than anyone. The amount that he uses it for work shit is a fraction of what I'd use it for the same. He's lazy and full of shit. He uses it for gambling and porn. I know this because I see it.

    SO... I have it tonight and I just went into his login (which I know because he's a retard with computers and needs my help to do everything and refuses to learn because he's "above all that")... and disabled all adult sites including specifying the ones listed on his "top sites".

    So he'll get "his" computer and not be able to use it as a spank arcade (which is mostly what he uses it for) and have to either call me and ask me for help, and admit or not admit what he's trying to do (either way I'll play dumb) or he'll go to the apple store for help or something... either way it will be hilarious.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hey sorry I didn't text you back. I'm still figuring out my new phone.

    Also I sharted.

    :hug:
     
  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    what kinda new phone is the chriza working with now
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  5. Boss Ono

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    He got an undisclosed android model with his bonus from work.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    hey please come on stickam and ruin it for me
     
  7. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    It's late and I am only wearing my sharts.
     
  8. Mack

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    :jj: that's great
     
  9. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dewd... we got new phones at like, the same exact time.

    We should have babies n shit.
     
  10. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    arnt u like a shut in who talks shit to women here when u ur self ride a bike bcus ur broke and lazy or fat or chronically stressed?
     
  11. JJR

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    Really evil. Like so evil, that you would say it was E-VEEL, like it's the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    tooth is on cam
     
  13. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    I expected something much eviller, Dev
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Girls think they can stop guys from whacking off to porn.
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    You should wash your hands.
    I thought you were going to say you stole money Inge value of half the computer or got your own one or iPad on the company.
     
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    I put my fist thru a new mac book pro,is why i needed to go into rehab again
     
  17. Boss Ono

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    I ride the subway cuz I live in the city. I ride my bike for fun and exercise. I'm not fat or lazy because I don't ride in a car to go to the gym. lol.
     
  18. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Keep in mind this guy's a computer retard. He can barely check his email. Yet he maintains the air of being "above" technology. He won't be able to figure it out.
    And while it won't keep him from jacking it to porn, it WILL put a major roadblock in his way; one that he will not be able to conquer without exposing his intent.
     
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    But most guys get bored with the same porn sites after a while and just welcome the opportunity to go look for fresh ones. Are you saying he wont be able to google free xxx tube anymore?
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He could just ask a friend to fix it next time he takes it home. Where there's a will, there's a way.