I just did something totally awesome...

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    I usually piss between my palm trees out in the back yard when I'm drinking, been doing it for years. Anyways...I had a gas can with a few ozs still in it in my garage for the last month or so and it has been stinking the place up awful. Just moments ago, I poured that shit out, lit it up and then pissed it out (my stream was long and strong) on a whim. Call me Champion Of Fire!!! :woot:
     
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    BTW? That fire was huge...
     
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    post the video
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

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  5. Billy Brown

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    Would have been better if you had done that inside.
     
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    Sounds exciting.
     
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    I have many regrets...these are two of them.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    I'm up over 70k right now...you sure you want to fuck with me? Huh? PAL???
     
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    I piss on a bush in my front yard every night at about midnight. I realize that damn thing is dying :facepalm:

    I mean come on its just piss, suck it up plant
     
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    Dealer: Hand #105823132111: Phil847 wins main pot (22,569) with a pair of Bro's dirty socks.
     
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    I may need to stop drinking so much... :bigthink
     
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    It would be more impressive if you were a girl and did that.
     
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    Give me all your vcash.
     
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    White trash. Apocalyptic white trash.
     
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    lol...look at you
     
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    You missed the part where I save thousands of gallons of water each month by pissing outdoors, so fuck off.
     
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    You live in Florida Phil?
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    Why do you ask?
     
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    palm trees