I just did the funniest (Stupid) Thing

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  1. gwartney

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    We had Mimosas for breakfast today. I don't like them so my wife had a couple and that was it. I noticed that the champagne bottle was still out on the counter. I decided to cork it back up and put it in the refrigerator. The cork was one of those ones that mushroom out so I couldn't get it back in. I was pushing with all my might. All of the sudden the bottle slipped in my hands and went over sideways. That shit sprayed out like I'd just won the world series. I grabbed it while it was still spraying so, of course, I just spread the spray to places that weren't already wet. About half the fucking kitchen got christened along with me. The floor, the counters, the cabinets. The dog was of course trying to drink it while I was cleaning up.

    That's how my New Year has been going so far. :owned:
     
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    OK
     
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    yeah that won't work.

    finish that bottle like a man and fall asleep on the couch watching college ball
     
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    Happy New Year btw :mrpeanut:
     
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    i did something funny/stupid once

    it was like 2am and i just got an extra extra large diet coke from Wendy's

    it tasted so fucking god damn horrible, i was driving in a wooded area and decided to take my rage out on nature and i took the diet coke and as hard as i fucking could tossed it as far into the woods as i could possible could with my semi-high strength

    one little problem. the passenger window that i thought was open..........wasn't
     
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    What kind of asshole tries to re-cork a champagne bottle?
     
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    What do you do with the leftover champagne? :dontknow: I rarely deal with champagne because I don't like it.
     
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    Please eat dinner forks until you bleed out of your transgendered eye sockets.

    :yay:
     
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    The pro move is Saran Wrap and a rubber band....

    Actually the pro move is to finish the damn bottle, but Saran is a good plan B
     
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    With ya pal, I hate champagne.
     
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    I like champagne and was trying to figure out the same thing last night. I put tin foil over the top. :oops: It's probably not going to be too great today.
     
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    Wine stoppers. :grad:

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    Shit, I was going to go with the Saran Wrap first, but switched to tin foil instead.
     
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    :idea:
     
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    Happy new year, n00b
     
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    Who is paying apple to auto capitalize Saran Wrap?? :right: