I just drained my trouser snake

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    For the tenth time tonight.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Fiction.
     
  3. Tigger Please

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    But was it a tubby one?
     
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    I had some help with mine

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  5. gwartney

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    8.5 Nice technique
     
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    I hate when I have precum on the tip of my dick and I go to piss and the piss just sprays everywhere. That really grinds my gears.
     
  7. gwartney

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    I like it when you get a double stream and neither hits the toilee.
     
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    Oh...look...salifagaids is up.
     
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    That really grinds my gears.
     
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    Remember that time you pretended to be a Muslim woman with a kid??? Good times...
     
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    Remember when you were showing off your pale freckled biceps? That was funny stuff.
     
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    Bicep...


    I need to go to bed. Night, sally.
     
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    Check for enlarged prostate....
     
  14. gwartney

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    It's about the size of a football. Is that large?