i just dropped my fucking breakfast on the floor

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Mrs Shivs been making me eat healthy shit now. so she made these egg muffins with turkey bacon and red bell pepper in them for me to take to work. i heated it up in the microwave and when i took it out it fell on the floor.

    oh and theyre fucking tiny as hell. so my breakfast is now water with lemon, mint leaves, ginger, and cucumber.

    :mad:
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Oh

    Ok
     
  3. Sea Slob

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    You're the boss at home and at work, if shiv wants a new breakfast, shiv should get a new breakfast. It's not about being cool, it's what you want

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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Funnier when @HAL does it.
     
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    just make an appointment for liposuction and get a baconator for lunch
     
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    Why wouldn't you eat your breakfast at home? Or at least heat it up at work
     
  9. Shivvy

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    i dont have time for breakfast at home. plus, if i ate that early id be starving by 10:00
     
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    Because he needed a reason to make a thread
     
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    Kudos for trying to eat healthier. It's hella hard when everyone around you is eating egg mcmuffins.
     
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    I have carrot sticks for snacks today. My life is over. I may intentionally throw them on the floor.
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    its been rough and its only wednesady. i started monday :jj:
     
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    I went back on my low carb diet this week after taking a couple of weeks off during the holidays. I miss Christmas cookies!
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    everything she makes has fucking lemon in it. why lemon?
     
  16. Sea Slob

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    "Hella" :jj: Gwarn posting like he's from the Bay area :no:
     
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    @HAL

    not just you who's a food dropper!
     
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    Fact
     
  19. gwartney

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    Oh, I apologize. Since I've not been to the Bay area for 10 years or so nor know anything about it's current trends, I didn't realize that "hella" was exclusive to them. Do you need the Southpark producer's contact information so you can let them know they were in violation as well?
     
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    Gwarn is wicked mad
     
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