I just drove past a house fire...

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    And the dense humid calm air was holding the smoke down close to the ground for a 3 block area. Now I can't breathe right SRS. Am I going to die?
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    PM tit pics before I die. TIA
     
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    We all die brah
     
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    My father was a fire lieutenant and he went to a fire at a row home in the hood and there was a photo taken of him and two other men trying to remove a dazed huge black woman out of a window and her tit was practically sticking out.
     
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    That's funny cause all my peoples was watching this fire in the hood. They was all like damn!
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    he had somewhat of a bad temper so once they got called to a home and the guy wouldn't let them in to investigate and starting calling my father some names. So my father got the ladder went on top of the roof whistled down to the guy to get his attention and pointed at him (at this point everyone was outside) and took his axe and started to put a hole in the guy's roof.
     
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    Thank you, Simone.

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    Your lungs might turn black.



    Oh wait...
     
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    LOL, best show ever! That and Adam 12

     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    NuGrape had a field day.
     
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    That's dead sexy.
     
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    I feel like Baltimore mike trying to breathe.
     
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    Try and think about little boys at the pool.

    That gets BM breathing fast and easy o_O
     
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    He probably works up a sweat trying to blink.
     
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