Stern Show I just faced the biggest dilemma of my life an hour ago.

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm driving in the work truck in a very busy area. Bumper to bumper at maybe 25mph. My spidey sense tells me to look to the right where I see 4 hotties with round asses in white short-shorts. As I'm doing my best to admire said asses without ramming into the car in front of me my spidey sense tells me to look to the left where I see 2 hotties in short summer dresses. I'm trying to process all this info while all excess blood is being drained from my brain and redirected to Russell (the love muscle). I realize it's breezy and decide to stay left but I see brake lights and panic. I look at the car ahead and glance to my right. White shorts show those panty lines so nicely. Everyone is tapping their brake lights trying to avoid an accident and I realize the window for optimal viewing is closing rapidly! I look left, look right, look left, and they are gone.... Just outlines in a rear-view mirror of an F-250 with no A/C. YOU ARE A CRUEL GOD!!!!!

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Stern related because I had my laser pointer ready to go.
     
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    Dude, I've driven around the block before for a second look!
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :lol: Verified man :jj:
     
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    i hate that
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I love it and hate it.
     
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    @DrivenByDemons I feel your pain. The beginning of summer is the best. Chicks LOVE being cock-teases and I appreciate it. Sundresses are the BEST!
     
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    This guy gets it.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    2+2=Fuck you
     
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    Chicks are the best.
     
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    Cute-And-Stylish-Summer-Dresses-For-Teenage-Girls-006.jpg
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    One of life's simple pleasures.
     
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    this aint penthouse forum pal
     
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    No shit. There aren't any pictures of your mom here.
     
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    bet the local bodyshops love the beginning of shorts and sundress season in hi traffic zones
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I've had more than one close call.
     
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    "Driving With Russell" debuts as #13 on the NYTimes bestseller list.
     
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    :lol:
     
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