I'm driving in the work truck in a very busy area. Bumper to bumper at maybe 25mph. My spidey sense tells me to look to the right where I see 4 hotties with round asses in white short-shorts. As I'm doing my best to admire said asses without ramming into the car in front of me my spidey sense tells me to look to the left where I see 2 hotties in short summer dresses. I'm trying to process all this info while all excess blood is being drained from my brain and redirected to Russell (the love muscle). I realize it's breezy and decide to stay left but I see brake lights and panic. I look at the car ahead and glance to my right. White shorts show those panty lines so nicely. Everyone is tapping their brake lights trying to avoid an accident and I realize the window for optimal viewing is closing rapidly! I look left, look right, look left, and they are gone.... Just outlines in a rear-view mirror of an F-250 with no A/C. YOU ARE A CRUEL GOD!!!!!