I just farted and I dont know how my wife is going to blow me later

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    mike walker type fart?
     
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    Dude, you always have to fan the covers and disperse that shit before she comes back in the room
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Blumpkin
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Blame the dog.
     
  7. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    My guess is, with her lips VERY close together.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wash your butt
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    one time I took a huge shit and my GF still blew me right afterwards
     
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    Men are fucking disgusting... it's part of their appeal, if you ask me.
     
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