I just farted on the dog.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :cheer:

    I love farting on people and animals.
     
  2. gilaet

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    [video=youtube;QdHJwxJtOn0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdHJwxJtOn0[/video]
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is important news people. It totally woke the dog up.

    In fact, now he's gone.
     
  4. Mr Sinister

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    was it loud?
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    I probably use the ol' "hey, did I sit in some gum, can you check for me?" trick about once a week. :c
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    Thunderous.
     
  7. Mr Sinister

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    :clap:
     
  8. Billy Brown

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    You have a shitty dog.
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    Did you pick him up and place him near your ass or did you squat down and shart a little in your bloomers?
     
  10. zhukov

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    hope he bites your nuts off next time :c
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    He was on the couch with me, nestled under my ass. :c
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    :wtf:
     
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    both were trying to lick their balls, only the dog succeeded
     
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    I had a great Border Collie who used to fart in her sleep and then wake up and look around like: WTF was that!?!?!?!?
     
  15. Dave

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    My dog lays on my lap and farts, about about time we people started fighting back. I applaud you sir :golfclap:
     
  16. LonghornJ

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    Perhaps they need to develop some kind of symbiotic relationship where they lick each others balls.
     
  17. zhukov

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    Horns up 10-7:cheer2:
     
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    I dont see a problema
     
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    That's nothing, I came in my dogs mouth.