I just figured out that the Do Not Disturb sign at my hotel

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    is colored. The Do Not Disturb side is red. The Clean My Room side is green. That gives my hotel the pick of the "Can't Read English" employee pool.
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    It's probably filthy too... wash your hands

    Flash flooding here btw :nooo:
     
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    Better hope Maria isn't color blind o_O
     
  4. PLZ callmeTED

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    Must be a pretty swanky motel you're staying at, Gwarn.

    La di da.
     
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    Thanks Obama
     
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    go get a free floating pumpkin.
     
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    Prob had a fancy mint on his pillow and all that shit
     
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    Turn it to green then lie spread eagle on the bed with just a wash cloth on your junk. She'll know what to do next.
     
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    Nah it's wet out there... hopefully it doesn't rain out the sluts tomorrow night
     
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    hey TED, Longhorn thinks he's in a storm. :c
     
  11. gwartney

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    I'm pretty sure that last year this place rang a loud buzzer at 6:00AM and all the hotel doors popped open.
     
  12. crazypreacher

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    Do they have rooms by the hour?
     
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    Free nest of carpet Beetles.
     
  14. PLZ callmeTED

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    Some bitch stole a Brach's mint from the Applebee's next door.
     
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  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'm insulted!
     
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    Nevermind me. Buzzed.
     
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    And a $.50 condom from the bathroom dispenser
     
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    I'm just fucking with you. It is kind of a dump.
     
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    Last weekend the mexican chick tried to come and clean my room at 8:10 while I was taking my morning shit. :fil:
     
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    Couldn't find the "My Cousin Vinny" GIF I wanted for this post.
     
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