I just figured out that the Do Not Disturb sign at my hotel

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    is colored. The Do Not Disturb side is red. The Clean My Room side is green. That gives my hotel the pick of the "Can't Read English" employee pool.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    It's probably filthy too... wash your hands

    Flash flooding here btw :nooo:
     
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    Better hope Maria isn't color blind o_O
     
  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Must be a pretty swanky motel you're staying at, Gwarn.

    La di da.
     
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    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    Thanks Obama
     
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    go get a free floating pumpkin.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Prob had a fancy mint on his pillow and all that shit
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Turn it to green then lie spread eagle on the bed with just a wash cloth on your junk. She'll know what to do next.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Nah it's wet out there... hopefully it doesn't rain out the sluts tomorrow night
     
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    hey TED, Longhorn thinks he's in a storm. :c
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm pretty sure that last year this place rang a loud buzzer at 6:00AM and all the hotel doors popped open.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Do they have rooms by the hour?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Free nest of carpet Beetles.
     
  14. PLZ callmeTED

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    Some bitch stole a Brach's mint from the Applebee's next door.
     
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  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm insulted!
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Nevermind me. Buzzed.
     
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    And a $.50 condom from the bathroom dispenser
     
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  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm just fucking with you. It is kind of a dump.
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    Last weekend the mexican chick tried to come and clean my room at 8:10 while I was taking my morning shit. :fil:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Couldn't find the "My Cousin Vinny" GIF I wanted for this post.
     
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