I just finished a full two-day water fast

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    First day was really insane, I was having trouble concentrating, thinking straight, and when I'd get up from a seated position, I'd get extremely light headed. I was also very hungry, but it went alright I guess - but I did feel VERY weak. Next day started somewhat the same, but halfway through, I suddenly felt very energetic, and the hunger feeling lifted. It was actually a really weird feeling because I really didn't feel hungry at all anymore, and I was able to go for a really long run (although I got tired quite fast).

    :cproblem?
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Did your vagina ache?
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    It was probably a sugar-detox. Once you deplete the excess sugar from your blood, your blood-sugar stabilizes and your hunger subsides. No need to starve yourself; just cut off all sugar and you'll get the same effect.
     
  4. Napoleon V2

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    ever hear of diet and exercise?
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    When are you gonna start crying about your dating fails, and all that drama you caused when toofy said something about those shootings in Norway last year?

    Do you plan on posting pics of your mom's kitchen again, too?
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    no idea what you're referring to.
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He's referring to your chronic aching vagina.
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    How do I get rid of the slanderous "Loud Mouth Drunk" thing under my avatar?
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    page Dawg and tell him to quit fucking with you
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    What's slanderous? The "loud mouth" part or the "drunk" part? :jj:
     
  12. MatthewT

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    2 days? try 40
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    It's no fun, and the first few days when you do eat again your whole body goes crazy like it doesn't know how to handle food anymore. You become the human centipede.
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    If you'd held out for 4 days you would be in ketosis, burning any fats in your body, and you would be high all the time. You would feel weak too but in ketosis you wouldn't notice.
     
  15. MatthewT

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    did you juice or straight water?
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    Once you start drinking water again you will have the shits within an hour.

    Same thing happens when you start eating after a fast.
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I think I'll go on a 2 day oxygen fast. :crazy2:
     
  18. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I see what you did there

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