I just found out my work crush is married with babies.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I almost asked her out last week. That would have been a clusterfuck. :jj:
     
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    Ask her out anyway, maybe her husband suffers from "Madonna/Whore" syndrome and isn't getting it done
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I would never hit on a married woman. That being said, I would totally smash if she made the first move.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I also learned that she has a degree in physics. I'm starting to think that my type is cute nerdy girls with no tattoos who have round asses and like to wear dresses. @sciencegirl
     
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    What a relief.
     
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    ...and full bush. :what:
     
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    Oh fuck id be all over her.
     
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    Brains get me interdarested
     
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    What a relief.:crazy2:
     
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    I also like TV
     
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    Who cares if she's married? :c

    Kids are a deal-breaker.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Yes. :evil:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Unless the kids are old enough that she can leave them home alone for a weekend it's definitely an issue. Then again, if the kids are old enough to stay at home for the weekend her age is likely an issue. So yeah, kids are out.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I like smart girls, but chicks who "think" they're smart are a huge pain in the ass.
     
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    Unless she squeezed out a couple of kids when she was 15. :c