I just gave someone the wrong directions.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, May 16, 2013.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Not on purpose. But I feel bad about it.
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    What a terrible feeling.

















    It'll pass.
     
  3. beatlejaws

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    i do that all the time
     
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    people should wear signs
     
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    see? nobody's asking that dude for directions
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I think they were headed to their kid's basketball game and now they will be late.
     
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    most likely black and were going to be late anyway
     
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    can't be blaek; :napo: said "they"
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    They should have a modern phone with GPS. Fuck 'em!
     
  11. fletchman71

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    Were you asked how to get to Carnegie Hall?
     
  12. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

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    I used to work in a 60 floor building and one time a guy was running and asking me to hold the lift... I was alone in the lift, so I reached over and pressed the "door close" button. Just as the doors closed (dude was still 10 feet away) I said "HA HA!" in the Nelson voice.

    Then the door opened when someone pressed the elevator call button.

    It was uncomfortable.

    Moral of the story is don't be a dick when you think you're going to get away with it, because it doesn't always work out this way.

    Maybe the guy you gave wrong directions to was an ER doc in an unfamiliar part of town on his way to treat a car crash victim. And maybe that victim is your mom.

    And it's all your fault.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

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    It was a white lady in her fifties
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    It wasn't on purpose. I gave the wrong street name.
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

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    Turn left at Luxembourg.