I just got a Charlie horse while getting a b j

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    That sucked
     
  2. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    What was his name?
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    During a BJ? What tomfoolery is this? Had it happen twice during doggy. Felt like my leg had been shot. Sex over, GF laughing at me. :mad:
     
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  4. ChuckZ

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    fat fuck
     
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  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I think he said he gave a horse a bj


    Gross!
     
  6. Anfkid

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    This never happened, except the charlie horse.
     
  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Did he buy the car anyway?
     
  8. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    Dude.

    Don't call your wife Charlie. She's fucking from the Nam!!
     
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  9. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    :haha:
     
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  11. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    Sonovabitch!!!
     
  12. baltimore mike

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    She doesn't charge me anymore!
     
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    Mike's wife is a Mohawk Indian.
     
  14. LonghornJ

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    Mike gives such a poor bj his John punched him in the leg
     
  15. DarkFriday

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    If he doesn't swallow, do you pay the guy less?
     
  16. baltimore mike

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    :jj:
     
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    No haggle pricing
     
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  18. gwartney

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    Her teeth are all worn down from chewing buffalo hide so I bet she gives a good beej.
     
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    Who the fuck gets a charlie horse while getting head?
     
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  20. baltimore mike

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    She is from Haiti