I just got a phone call from my mother

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Holy fuck that broad is self centered and annoying. I am breaking out in hives. Maybe it is PTSD. :nooo:
     
  2. Mack

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    Mine could be too, but I sure missed her at Christmas.
     
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    I like my mom.
     
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    I fucked her
     
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  6. Lemmy

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    I really dont know how my dad hasn't killed her.
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    This
     
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    Die Transgendered American. :yay:
     
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    Sorry lemmy. Even as an old fuck my mom chases me around the farm with a bottle of water.
     
  10. Dirty South

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    You hate your mom. :console:
     
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    I love my Mom. Greatest woman of all time.
     
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    Isn't anyone just indifferent to their mom here?
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    I'm going to visit my mom next month so that means a week of MSNBC being on in the background and hearing about how Republicans are bad, bad people. :suicide:
     
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    I was just going to ask; so what does she want? :ucoffee:
     
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    Mine too.
     
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    It's kind of sad when you realize that your mom and sisters are just as fucking annoying as the chicks you date. I feel sorry for my dad and brothers in law. :console:
     
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    :jj:

    Does she love obama?
     
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    No, she's not really a liberal or Democrat. But she literally thinks Republicans are evil and going to hell.
     
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    The super religious ones are scary.