Politics I just got a Robo fundraiser call from Dr. Ben Carson

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mlaw, Dec 3, 2015.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I presume because I am a registered Republican,---- I know shocking. So I listened to his full message, honestly, how is it possible that this man is a legitimate candidate for the highest political office in the country? His affect is utterly without any emotion. He mumbles and he never changes his pitch. He speaks so softly, you can barely hear him. He said absolutely nothing of substance, just a bunch of cliches and buzz words.

    Once his pre-recorded message ended, I was asked to press 1 to support his campaign, of course I did, and told the poor guy on the other end, that "if he is elected president, I'll be moving my family to Syria" :hat:

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    How much did you give him?
     
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    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

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    Don't knock the man until you've listened to his platform - he's actually extremely insightful. Did you know he was the first one to discover Mt. Rushmore was originally built as the first massive Pez dispenser? Not only that - he's proposing repurposing it to store grain. Press Lincoln's nose and your daily porridge will be dispensed - provided you've been keeping up with your tithing, that is.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    A piece of watermelon! Fucking Uncle Tom coon!
     
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    I got that same call I told him to hold on lol left the phone off the hook.
     
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    He's a religious weirdo, thinks the earth is 6000 y/o, thinks Joseph built the pyramids to house grain and talks shit about gays. He's a weirdo and a nut case, good enough reason to keep him home where he belongs.