I just got an "Amber Alert" on my mobile phone...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Is this something new? The alarm was crazy loud, it would be awesome if I were in court and everyone's phone went off like that :jj:

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    me too
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    my phone does that at times as well
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    for anyone in Massachusetts in case you didn't get one



    Nathalia Portela Coelho - Female, 7 years old ... Nathan Portela Coelho - Male, 8 years old ... Last seen Aug 6, 2015 in Abington, MA ... Blue 2007 Nissan Quest #985TM9 (MA)
     
  6. BaddFunn

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    I like silver alerts the best. Seems the old people are always driving a toyota camry.
     
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  7. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    you know you can turn them off. just like here.
     
  8. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    like i'm going to be looking for the kid your husband kidnapped.

    fuck off my lawn.
     
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  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    A pro golfer went in the press room a week or two ago, sobbing bc his 61-yr old, married-for-40-yrs dad was " missing "

    Signs showed he'd packed a bag and toothbrush... etc....



    Everyone in the room knew the fucker had just had enough and was ISO new pussy

    Missing :spit:
     
  10. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    where i live the Mexicans steal their own kids 30 times a day.

    adios, Mija!
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    there's an amber alert every time schmoopy posts in one of shiv's threads.
     
  12. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    They are nonstop down here. Every 10 miles on 95 there is a big sign with a Silver Alert. I wonder if they actually work.

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    No, a Buick.
     
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    I turned my alert off too. What the fuck am I supposed to do about it?
    A kid's gotta learn about fucking sooner or later, why not from a loved one? :dontknow:
     
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    Check mlaws trunk.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    shouldnt have phones on in the court room :grad:
     
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  17. Mlaw

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    I've never gotten one before, therefore did not know I could turn them off :pissed:
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    it has my calendar --get with the times, regular people can't bring them in
     
  19. freds

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    my wife's phone goes off every 10 mins. she won't turn them off because she's an ambulance chaser.
     
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  20. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    You can turn it off in your settings. Fuck them kids.