I Just Got An E-Mail From The IRS

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  1. blairg

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    Apperently there was a mistake on my return last year and I need to submit all my credit and banking information to avoid an audit. When did they get jurisdiction in Canada? :scratch:
     
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    was it the Nigerian IRS ?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Better answer it just to be safe.
     
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    No it was the IRS based in California. Is that even a thing?
     
  7. blairg

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    :c
     
  8. FrancesTheMute

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. blairg

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    That's got potential. I got a bit of an accountant fetish.
     
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    You should send $1000 in cash with your documents to help speed along your audit. :coffee:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He better pay his taxes

    Or he'll be serving

    HARD TIME


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    FrancesTheMute Teenage Dreamwolf Gold

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    :spit: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    The write off !
     
  14. blairg

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    I think both those guys are dead now :sad:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    IRS isn't dead :rolleyes:
     
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    His son was that big fat fuck in the Nexus

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  17. blairg

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    :cheer:
     
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    Don't ruin our fun.



    I bet this guy found a way to get out of paying his fair share of taxes...

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    That guy seriously looks a bit like you :c
     
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    No way, he learned all the loopholes when he was in Money Inc.