Entertainment I just got back from a family dinner at my uncle's and the fucking bathroom lock didnt have a key

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I mean what the fuck?? I'm not fucking Dawg, I didnt grow up on a fucking farm, I dont just just throw some newspapers on the floor and piss all over them and call it a day. Give me a fucking key to lock the door with, make sure there's soap by the sink and dont have me worrying that someones going to walk in on me while im busy.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Poor lil' fella
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    dude its 4:13 where you are at....its not dinner time yet
     
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    Who on planet earth has a bathroom with a lock that has a key?
     
  5. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Did you pinch your loaf anyways?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Did you sexy aunt walk in on you jacking?
     
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    oski Jump For Life Gold

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    did you shit yourself?
     
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    This, where do they live, at a gas station?

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    This is the fake story. Who has family dinners on Thursdays?

    You are not Dawg? Methinks thou dost protest too much.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Honey, where's my keys? I have to take a shit.
     
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    Was it a sinker or a floater?
     
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    Civilized folk prefer to dump their load behind closed doors. Preferably locked. :grad:
     
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    Maybe locks are different over there like light sockets :dontknow:
     
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    Oh for heaven's sake, my brother and sister in law were simply trying to avoid a repeat of last time when Gary's baby cousin ate his rice cereal and his ten year old cousin beat him at Jenga and Gary locked himself in the bathroom and refused to come out.
     
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    wedge the door shut with the throw rug or a sock
     
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    did it have wall outlets
     
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    Gary, tell your uncle to go up to the local Home Depo and get a latch for the door. Should be able to get one for around 5 bucks.
     
  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What's going on in your bathroom that you have a keyed lock on it?
     
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