I just got back from being in New Orleans at the Super Bowl

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    What a ridic weekend I had. Highlight of the weekend was somehow ending up in the godaddy.com box where I made out with Danica Patrick.

    How was your super bowl experience?
     
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    Me and Obama made a guest appearance then made out with Danica Patrick it was wild
     
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    That sounds awesome. I missed the game because I was flying an F-18 to Fiona Apple's house.
     
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    I got 2 tones of copper wire from the electrical booth. I don't think anyone noticed since the power was only disrupted for a few minutes.
     
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    I won $3,000 000 playing craps and rented a couple of thai ladybois to do each other while I ate a pineapple
     
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    I also got Ray Lewis to tell me where the bloody jacket is.
     
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    Wheres tha pics?
     
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    Beyonce exposed all my film: she stripped out of her halftime costume and threw it in my face while i was changing rolls.
     
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    I jerked off Ed Reed and took a mouthful of his pearly white cum
     
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    Ahh, man. Crazy story....
     
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    Who won?
     
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    why would you go to that miserable biatches place if you could fly an f-18 anywhere. fail chriza, I expect hot fun pussy, not vengeful moany pussy from you.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Did you not read the OP?

    I won. Obvi.
     
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    Danica Patrick sucked my cock to completion and tossed my salad in her limo in the parking lot of the stadium because she was trying to win me over and get me to escort her into the game. I didn't feel like going inside since the Giants were not playing.
     
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    OMG. We're Eskimo brothers!
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Ed Reed.
     
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    won what?
     
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    Mrs Harbaugh tongue punched my ballon knot
     
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    I don't believe any of this