I just got hit with a random drug test at work

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  1. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Passed with flying colors. :slick:

     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    congrats
     
  3. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Thanks, it took a lot of effort.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    @Schtoopid
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Sell your pee to people in your office for weekend cash.
     
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    Threads Schmoopy will never make for 500, Alex.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    how funny if his dad drug tested him?
     
  8. Babs

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    His family enables him
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    You get the results immediately?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yes they do. hes fucked when they die
     
  11. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Congrats. Glad my company doesn't do that shit. Only one test to get hired and as long as you're not a fuck up showing up to work drunk or high they won't test you without cause.
     
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  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    good thing we live in a society where you can show up to work the morning after pounding back 24 Molsons, but not a month after smoking one bowl
     
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  13. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Takes around 5 mins
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Hippie
     
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    Id melt that that piss cup if i got sent to one
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    lol
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Nobody drinks that stuff in Americaland.
     
  19. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I was a nice guy this time. The last time they gave me one I filled the cup up to the brim. there was piss spilling all over the place. :jj:
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    SO glad we dont have that fucking shit...unless a woman had to watch me fill the cup to make sure there was no pee swapping, that would be somewhat fun.