i just got home from a bike ride and this is what my penis looks like.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it was so fucking cold. 30 degrees, but sunny. lots and lots of huge puddles on the pavement, so my feet were drenched by the time i got home.

    ps: if you're a guy other than mario and you looked at this thread...you gay.
     
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    No. That prolly happened cuz your shorts are too tight, Bruno.
     
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    Schmoopy may have difficulty masturbating to this.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    no shorts. i wore fleece lined riding tights. the saddle pushes my balls up and the cold weather pushes my weiner inside. so my dick ends up looking like a pillsbury crescent roll with a little cocktail weiner in it. normally it looks like an average sized sausage with a nice head on it.
     
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    It's not 30 degrees where you are. Why do you lie?
     
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    I seriously doubt it.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    no he won't. he's into all sorts of sick shit.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

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    yeah it is. :scratch:
     
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    I'm not gay
     
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    ...not that there's anything wrong with that
     
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    Who makes a sausage with a head on it?
     
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    i should a specified guys but maybe for ladies it makes them gay too because my weiner kind of looked like a clit when i got home.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

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    god does, bro.
     
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    Oh my bad. Tight shorts and regular tights are way different. :rolleye:
     
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    No
     
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    They are the regulation garb...
     
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    You don't believe in God.
     
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    Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :artiejj:
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh, here's the other really weird thing about when i got home. i took off my shoes and socks outside and my ankles were soaked under where my wool socks were and they were bright red. by the time i got upstairs to shower, they itched like fucking crazy. i almost went all ryan lever and lost my fucking mind from the itching until i found a bottle of gold bond lotion (green kind...the best ever) and slathered it all over my ankles -- twice. now they're fine, but still red.