I just got hoodwinked into a Kirby Vacuum demonstration :facepalm:

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    One of my paralegals gave them my name for a "free gift" :facepalm: Someone canceled an appointment for tonight (yeah right :rolleyes: ) So I'm supposed to get a bunch of free cleaning. rugs, furniture, floors buffed.

    I know this guy is going to be here for hours and then try to sell me a $2000 vacuum :animalgod:

    I wanted to play poker :pissed:


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  2. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    cant you just cancel?
     
  4. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    My parents still use their 1986 Kirby.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jj:
     
  6. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    My mom still has the one she bought 30 yrs ago from one of those home demos
     
  7. Bro

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    She wants her free cleaning. she's just pretending to be mad.
     
  8. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    and the oreck empire continues to crunble
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Turn off the lights and don't answer the door.

    Problem solved.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Maybe Schmoopy's shop wouldn't be going under right now if he took this kind of initiative.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Central vac FTW
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I need my two area rugs cleaned so I agreed

    WHY DO I DO THIS SHIT???????
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    well now I am mad, I called my paralegal and she said they don't really clean the rugs or sofa---they just vacuum them :mad:
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Neg Rep for not contacting Schmoopy
     
  15. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Naw, I think those shits have shampooing attachments now. Make that motherfucker demonstrate it.
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    :LucyRicardoThrowingDirtOnRug:
     
  17. Bro

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    :jj:
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Kirby's are the best. Any other product is shit.
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :idea:

    The best part will be the puppy going apeshit when he fires up the vacuum :jj:
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Tell him schmoopy is your personal vacuum salesman.