i just got my wife an 8 inch dildo for xmas

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    black of course
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Your wife must be on 24/7 suicide watch
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    You sticking that one up your ass too?
     
  4. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    After she uses it, won't she feel disappointed when you give her the 2 inches?
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    only 8" ? gotta feed that snatch
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    im 5 3/4
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    no you didn't
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    did too
     
  9. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Giving her the black dildo was a good idea Mike. That way the wife won't have the urge to get some BBC.

    :up:
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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  11. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Mike, do you deep throat it in front of her or wait till she goes out?
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    there's already been like two threads about this already faggit. pwned. :c
     
  13. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    True love
     
  14. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    does it have poor hygiene and collect welfare? :D
     
  15. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    No wonder you love Howard. He has that black cock fetish too.
     
  16. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure it''s double sided so you can join her.
     
  17. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    So Did I!!!
     
  18. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I think she'd much prefer a divorce.
     
  20. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    Your ass-holery knows no bounds BM.