I just got popped

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HaroldJackson, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Fuck dude. Fuckin sucks. Spent a few hours in the cell. That was the best part.
     
  2. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The worst is the no driving shit
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Did you get raped or get a prison tattoo while you were in there?
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nope. Fell asleep waiting to get let out. They' made it real comfortable.
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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  6. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My dude Scott, always awake late at Night.
    I think during this Sumer ima go finja
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :worried:
     
  8. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I haven't been in jail probably about 10 years. They got this pillow/mattress Upholstered with something that's like Sunbrella.
    I fucking liked it. Nice and soft, and like I said, I fell asleep waiting for my bail.
     
  9. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    What was the charge?
     
  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Give him a minute...he is fabricating "the charge"...

    I am going to guess DUI, DWI, Possession or Disorderly Conduct.
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Human trafficking.
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Hmmm....
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Make sure you eat fuckos asshole around the BBQ pit
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Urinating in public
     
  16. DarkFriday

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    Driving While Asian
     
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    cant imagine the nightmare of a dui, anyone ever had to deal with that.
     
  18. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    guilty people fall asleep in the box; anxiety of being caught is over. innocent people, not so much.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Worst night of my life
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So what happened to this asshole