WTF I just got really scared

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So I was sitting here drinking and I needed to go to the loo and drop a deuce, and whilst sitting there reading literature the door was shut, but not closed, if you know what I mean.

    The door penis thing was not quite in the door vagina it was just, kind of grinding.

    Suddenly, the door popped open, the way it would if you had a window or your patio door open, except everything is closed and now I think I have a poltergeist.

    #2spooky4me


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    hi
     
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    I must say, your basic home improvement related knowledge is impressive as hell. :D
     
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    chriza call the chatline


    just listen to whats going on
     
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    All those cows you ate are haunting you.
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's the thingy that like, when the door is open is out but you put it in the hole and the door is closed
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Well, that's OK then. I thought you were going to tell us you knocked up the current Ms. Chriza.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What's the number and who is there
     
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    This guy is pushing 40, folks :facepalm:
     
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    its done now :nocheer:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I stopped eating red meat thanks to the advice of some of the older people here they are my friends
     
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    You've got it all backwards.

    The ghost was already IN the bathroom. The door was violently ripped open when Casper could no longer hold his breath.

    Courtesy flush for the undead next time.
     
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    What a homo! :ufacepalm:
     
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    Wow sounds like I missed a crazy night :jj:
     
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    Great another son he could give two craps about.
     
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    I made a movie once where a mummy attacked a guy on the shitter

    Probably the only one I haven't shared
     
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    Those people are idiots!
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I DON'T HAVE A SON