I just got reserved...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, May 19, 2016.

  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    ...parking at my office!
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    You've made the big time- no stopping you now!
     
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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I key guy's cars like you.
     
  4. WillyBest

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    I hope your insurance covers repairs to a Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Black Series, motherfucker!!! :mad:
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I just faxed the boys from Zoo, Zaa and Zoo. No dice.
     
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    Better get Dewystein, Screwemstein and Howstein on the horn!
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Fuck that. Although @Mlaw has pending litany against me vis a vie Survivor spoilers, she says yer fucked. Also, I can call you a faggot free of charge.
     
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    Uncool, but I'll allow it. Just this once.
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    It's not me...it's her.
     
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    A faggot says faggot. How cute.
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    You used to be so much better. Then you got yer balls clipped... so sad
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    By whom? Did you put them in your martini?
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    If I did, it would be typical. One olive looks this way, the other looks that way...and me going what do you want from me?
     
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    Best martini ever.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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