I Just Got The Shittiest Burrito of All Time

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  1. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

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    From Del Taco....I dont know why I even went there except they were right next to the bank I needed to go to. :nocheer:

    Also, where is Schmoopy? Is he really upset with Dawg? :munch:

    This was their grilled chicken burrito
    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/EEB95410-8AAF-44C8-B384-807BAC8BB4F2.jpg

    This is what it's supposed to look like
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  2. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    If you DO end up eating that, make sure to do it while sitting on the toilet. Any burrito with soggy shredded lettuce is a no no :nono:
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    El pollo loco has a decent fast food chicken burrito, or hit up Rubio's next time :lo5:
     
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  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Schmoopy usually takes a couple of days to regroup after a foot powder binge.
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    How do you people eat that shit? Just get a couple of slices of pizza, for christ sakes!
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    There's always a possibility that he's chained to a bed in some state institute. :donknow:
     
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    Everyone knows you don't buy chicken from a fast food joint.... Try their cheese quesadilla or their Del-Beef burrito .... Much more appealing
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    That is fucking awful looking.
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    I just sent the pic to Del Taco corporate and filed a complaint :fil:
     
  11. Sea Slob

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    Shit would give you "the trots" for sure :lo5:
     
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  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Diaper burrito.
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Let Oderus handle all fast food correspondence in the future
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    They opened one here for a couple of years, then it closed. The only thing close is pollo campero
     
  15. EasyJesus

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    It was right next door to the bank I had to go to so I said wtf, how bad can their burritos really be? Boy did I find out. :nocheer:
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    You aren't missing anything, like I said it's fast food. A step above del taco, not much
     
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    I put a lot of hot sauce on it and ate it anyway. I wasnt going to waste my $7 and the fries were pretty goddamn good. :lunch:
     
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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oof :nocheer:
     
  19. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? Gold

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    Where is"Del Taco"?

    But that does look gross. Even taco smell has a semi-edible burrito.
     
  20. Sea Slob

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    That's where you rationalize it in your head "Well they are Mexicans that work there, they MUST know what they're doing" :bigthink big mistake