I Just Got Up To Pee

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Jun 18, 2014.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    :hw:

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Just up to pee

    And NOT Number 2




    Thank you

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  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Good. Now lay down and die. :)
     
  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I don't have a poem for that :coffee:
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Four minutes is a hell of a piss, Fatty Arbuckle.
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    It's called Poetic License, Dum Dum :coffee:
     
  6. Westerberg

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    I just shit my pants.
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

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    Piss off, faggot.
     
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Holy crap!
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Weren't holy.
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Get in that kitchen and bake me a urinal cake!

    :rs:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    Get your prostate checked.
     
  12. HeyThere

    HeyThere Active Member

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    [video=youtube;54t0iyp_udc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc[/video]
     
  13. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    lmao
     
  14. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I cut it off at the 17 second mark :facepalm:
     
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    Wtf :jj:
     
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    Good finale, not great.
     
  18. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I gotta go lay down :hw: