I just had a very close call

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I fared and thought I shit myself. So I went to the bathroom and nothing got on my pants or boxers :yes: but when I wiped the was a little Dookie but none on my pants!
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Winning
     
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    :shitcoffee:
     
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    Fared?
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    @Schmoopy
    You even failed at sharting correctly
     
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    Congrats!
     
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    Time to start wearing diapers mikey
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    What did you eat yesterday?
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I had Italian for dinner
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    No its not
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Mmmmmm.

    Italian is the best food. No other country even comes close.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Went to a spot in Glen burnie called Olive tree
     
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    Prayers. Hope you are ok.
     
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  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :hat:
     
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    Dude settle down with this smoopy shit all the time. :no:
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    @DrSublux @Tuesday
     
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  16. Scotty4x4

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    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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  17. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    dude it isnt funny I have been on 2 antibiotics for a leg fection ( clearing yard and got stabbed by a stick and not beetus) for just over a week and on friday it hit me with the impending Rheas.

    I was at a fund raiser for my kids school and I swear to christ I had to leave and shit 3 or 4 times and when I say leave I mean sprint with teh clinches

    @Tuesday

    one of the side effects of taking these med is mild diarrhea :fil:
     
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    Smoopy?
    :fail:
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Eat yogurts.
     
  20. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    thanks and I was and am taking probiotics