WTF I just had an encounter with black people

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  1. Tim

    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    I'm not racist but the black people in my area are often yelling and causing trouble.

    So just now these 2 tough looking black guys came up to me. I thought they were robbing me so I gave them my wallet. They gave it back to me and laughed for about a minute straight, then one of them said, "Nah, man, we don't want your shit, we want to know which way to the subway."

    I gave them directions, and as they were walking away they just kept looking back at me and laughing...
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh. My. God. :jj:
     
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    Nice try, although there is zero about this story that is true. Not even close to funny either.
     
  6. Father O'Blivion

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    It might have been the sneakers you were wearing. :grad:
     
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    Two black guys walked up to you and you immediately hand them your wallet.

    @Stew Nod

    I'm dying over here.
     
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    I once said "what's up dude" to a lady who I thought was a man

    this seems more embarrassing however
     
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    I knew it was bullshit when i heard they gave the wallet back
     
  10. Walygatr

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    Did they rob the Subwayâ„¢?
     
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    I'm a woman and even I'm not that big of a pussy. Holy shit.
     
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    My mother talked 2 muggers outta robbing her. She's like look I don't have much money on me..carry my books to school and I'll give you what I got. She got the bums to carry her shit to school (she was a teacher) and they earned 2 bucks.
     
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    It's your fault for not crossing the street when you saw them coming.
    :grad:
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    @Tim is a boy amongst men.
     
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    liar, negros are born with god given GPS...
     
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    Jesus, what a lame thread.
     
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    All they did was come up to you ? LOL what a pussy. "They didnt have a gun but I thought they were robbing me."
     
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    White guilt.
     
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