I just had sex

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr Sinister, May 26, 2014.

  1. Mr Sinister

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    cant finish :nocheer:


    fucking drunk
     
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    sucks
     
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    I'll deliver my load in the morning :pimp:
     
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    i said the same thing
     
  6. Scott

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    Lies
     
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    .. with yourself, or was another human being with you?
     
  8. Mr Sinister

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    i wish :(
     
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    wife


    she was very unimpressed
     
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    What do you want a cookie?
     
  11. Scott

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    Was she drunk too?
     
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    i dont no :bigcry:
     
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    no


    that made things worse
     
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    lota pumpin and no pay off
     
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    for any one
     
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    Ugh. She was probably so happy when you threw in the towel and rolled off her.
     
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    I hope you at least had the decency to finish her off with a vibrator and your tongue.
     
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    she started it but yea ^^^^^^
     
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    It happens. Make it up to her tomorrow. Find her a young black guy
     
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    fuck

    :emperor: